Being in a home based business for myself, and working out of my home sometimes feels a little lonely. When I start to feel isolated, I know it’s time for a good dose of laughter. Laughter is one of the simple joys of life; and recent studies say we need 12 laughs a day just to stay healthy!
The following was taken from “Laughter is an Instant Vacation”. It’s contents will make you laugh out loud.
Here’s a little sampling that I hope will make your day a little brighter!
If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.
I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV’s for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes – and six months later you have to start all over again.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn’t need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
These made me laugh. I hope they do the same for you.